Long ago, Robyn Miller (as Tinselman) wrote in a blog. When talking about his projects, he would refer to himself as Top Men. It read like a newspaper. He did this consistently, and for years. Phrases like “Top Men have been hard at work creating a new…” No explanation was given or easily found. It may be an in-joke with a small audience. It may be in reference to Raiders of the Lost Ark. It is nonetheless a bubbly way to frame a facade of importance over one’s silly projects. Top Men are considering adopting this strategy for their own reports.